im just a christian martyr.

in the past 48 hours i have - gotten only 5 hours of sleep, eaten a total of 3 meals, about 6 cups of coffee and found the most unfunny person i know to be suddenly hilarious. while i am sure to continue my downward spiral of doom, i felt that all of the faithful her at my favorite mistakes should not be forced to suffer. so i am turning it over to a guest blogger who shall keep you all entertained while i continue to fight a failing battle in the face of advertising deadlines and almost certain death. now if you'll excuse me, i need some no-doz and expresso chaser.